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Single and being looked down onSingle and having people look at you as if you're a total failure
Single and having people interested in you why you've been single for so long
Single... One MUST have a problem somewhere... They HAVE to!
Single is a disease...
Single is contagious... And deadly... You have to stay far far away from singles...
Single... Ask for a mortgage... Why do you want a mortgage? You're single, you're going to live by yourself? Why?
Single... You want to to have fun? Why? You're single, you should say put? Having fun is not allowed to you! You must stay put until you get rid of that sickness! Or you're a bastard!
Single... Why on earth would someone want to remain single? There MUST be something WRONG with that person!
Single... Don't hang out with singles! It's DANGEROUS! Something BAD will happen to YOU!
Couples get couple friends...
Couples get tons of gifts on their wedding day so they don't have to buy ANYTHING...
Couples get great mortgages...
Couples are well seen by everybody...
Couples is safe when hanging out with friends...
Couples is great to invite over for dinner...
Couples get sympathy when they run out of money...
Couples is SAFE!
Single and having people interested in you why you've been single for so long
Single... One MUST have a problem somewhere... They HAVE to!
Single is a disease...
Single is contagious... And deadly... You have to stay far far away from singles...
Single... Ask for a mortgage... Why do you want a mortgage? You're single, you're going to live by yourself? Why?
Single... You want to to have fun? Why? You're single, you should say put? Having fun is not allowed to you! You must stay put until you get rid of that sickness! Or you're a bastard!
Single... Why on earth would someone want to remain single? There MUST be something WRONG with that person!
Single... Don't hang out with singles! It's DANGEROUS! Something BAD will happen to YOU!
Couples get couple friends...
Couples get tons of gifts on their wedding day so they don't have to buy ANYTHING...
Couples get great mortgages...
Couples are well seen by everybody...
Couples is safe when hanging out with friends...
Couples is great to invite over for dinner...
Couples get sympathy when they run out of money...
Couples is SAFE!
WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE OK TO BE SINGLE?!
2 comments:
heeeeeey, we don't fear singles, we are just jealous of them!
becoz being single means liberty, freedom of acts and omission. the most important, i fink, is to feel good the way u r.
Is that why one must be careful when hanging out with me on a Friday night then? Not wearing a dress and everything? ^_^
I have a rare disease...
But that begs the question... Why are you not single, if you're jealous of us?
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